1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest an
average of ˝ litre of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (touching door handles etc. when others have not
washed hands)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime an average of 22 workmen will have examined the
contents of your dirty underwear basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1% chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breathe in approximately 1 litre of other peoples’
anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.