Neesmu politisko anekdošu piekritējs. Bet šajā konkrētajā vārdu spēle ir kolosāla :)

One day, President Bush went to the doctor because he suspected that his brain had some problems. The doctor carefully went through all the check-ups and spoke to President Bush after getting the reports:

- "Well, Mr. President, the situation is...hm...you see...there are two brains in your head, one is left brain and the other is right brain. In your left brain, there is nothing right; in your right brain, there is nothing left."